At the best of times, it’s pretty hard to read signals from potential suitors. Are they into you or are they just being polite? Did they mean to brush against your crotch or was it a genuinely tight squeeze getting past?
Does making you meet their parents and giving you a diamond ring mean anything? You don’t want to put a foot wrong and look like a prize idiot!
It could be a common misconception – what do I know? I’m a man – but men are usually easier to read. They don’t piss about with hiding their intentions and they mostly wear their hearts on their sleeves.
Women on the other hand… I’ll never understand them. Don’t get me wrong, that’s mainly because I’m a useless idiot, rather than ladies being these mythical, out-of-reach land-mermaids (humans) that some men on the internet seem to think they are.
But even when you think that a particular girl is being glaringly obvious that they want a slice of you, you could be totally wrong. Take it from these 15 sorry men on Reddit…
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