15 Hilarious Profiles From The Guy That Got Banned From Tinder

Joshua RogersJoshua Rogers in Funny, News
Published 10.05.19
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I’ve spent enough time on Tinder in the past to know what a dangerously barren place it can be at times.

Standing out from the crowd is almost impossible given the thousands of potential suitors on there, so more and more singletons are being forced to ‘peacock’ in order to bag that elusive date.

From people making PowerPoint presentations highlighting their pros and cons to people pretending to be Jesus, Tinder has seen it all when it comes to profiles.

However, they weren’t happy with Jake’s (@niftyshadesofjake) efforts, as they banned him from using the app without any explanation.

Jake’s created a load of hilarious innuendo-filled Tinder profiles that somehow manage to get funnier and funnier.

How he’s still single with a sense of humour likes this, I’ll never know…

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Lose yourself in the moment #eminem #tinder #rap #instagood

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I only get to use these once a year….#christmas #love #santa

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Disney week continues… #film #disney #toystory #movies

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I need a love potion…. #harrypotter #love #movies #magic #tinder

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Rumor has it, I’m still single…..#adele #hello #love @adele

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Wickedly funny stuff.

Images via @niftyshadesofjake

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