A bit of music or nature with your mates, a couple of drinks and who knows, maybe some kind of quest to find an ancient and powerful magical relic. Summer.
But things really go from 60 to zero when you’re forced to visit your site’s facilities. Terrible places. An affront to god, porta-loos, and I hope no one ever has to use one again.
Sadly I don’t have that kind of power, and if you want to avoid them, you’ll have to take matters into your own hands.
Luckily for you, Argos have made that a whole lot easier by stocking the Leisurewize Need A Loo Excel Portable Camping Toilet. Yeah that’s what it’s called.
It’s pretty much what you think it is, this, and comes with a loo roll holder, along with a detachable waste container which, apparently, is easy to clean.
I don’t want to be crass her but genuine question, where to you empty these things? Just so disgusting.
It’s only £24.99 and the good news is that you don’t need chemicals to use it.
However, the Leisurewize Need A Loo Excel Portable Camping Toilet doesn’t have a flush and if you want one of them, you’re going to have to fork out £69.99 for the Leisurewize 10L Portable Flushing Toilet.
What else has it got? Well, the ‘capacity for up to 50 flushes at a time, and a double seal valve to protect against leaks and odours’. Nice.
Annoyingly, neither of these come with privacy and if you’re a fan of people not seeing you shit, then you might want to invest £24.99 in the 1 Door Changing and Toilet Tent.
Adding up, all of this.
Probably worth it though.
Images via Argos, Getty
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down. You can contact Alfie at [email protected]Follow