But in truth, I’m certain that Britney Spears was just drunk when she posted this to Instagram.
With that said, she could be one of those many celebrities who are now teetotal, but who knows. She’s all sweaty and her mascara is smeared which as most of us aware, are the indications that someone has had too much to drink.
Team that with intense dancing and oversharing online, and it seems like a no-brainer but once again, this is Britney Spears and she’s quite hard to read.
Have a look at the Instagram post…
Just having a laugh, isn’t she?
The caption reads:
“I like to freestyle !!!!! There’s no routine here …. I’m just using my body to speak for me how it feels ….. 🌸🌹💋 !!!!!!! PS this was shot just last night 😜😜😜!!!!!!“
Make from that what you will.
The dancing in the first video worked, I’d say. If I’m not mistaken, that was Nelly Furtado’s Say it Right and it warranted high-octane moves. As for Billie Eilish’s Lovely though… a bit much, Britney. You overdid it.
I appreciate Spears making it abundantly clear “there’s no routine here“. No-one was accusing her of having a routine, were they? I shouldn’t talk because me dancing looks like the journalist in Hot Fuzz when his head has been crushed by a church roof, but I’m not sure anyone will be rushing to cut the same shapes as Britney there.
Anyway, it’s good to hear from Britney. I genuinely hope she’s well.
Images via Instagram
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down.Follow