95 Percent Of People Can’t Pronounce BMW Correctly
You’ve probably been saying BMW wrong your entire life without even realising it.
TikToker Who Put Gorilla Glue In Her Hair ‘Doing Well’ After $12,500 Plastic Surgery
It’s not every day you see a benevolent plastic surgeon, a viral Tiktok and a can of superglue spray in the same story.
TikTok Glue Hairstyle Hack Leaves Woman’s Hair Stuck For A Month
A woman ran out of her favourite setting spray, so she decided to use Gorilla Glue spray to style her hair instead.
Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails
No, it’s not April 1st, this is really happening. Scientists have taught spinach (yes, green, leafy spinach) to send emails.
People Are Claiming That Greta Thunberg Was Part Of The US Capitol Riots
It’s hard to believe that the middle-aged man with the moustache and beard is actually the teenage activist.
Piers Morgan Says A Campaign To Make Him Prime Minister ‘Has Got A Ring To It’
Everyone, please stop giving him ideas. Piers Morgan is thrilled that Good Morning Britain viewers seem to want him to be Prime Minister.
A New ‘One-Night Stand’ Candle Smells Like Condoms, Pizza And Cocktails
If you’re missing the thrill of a fling over lockdown, this candle might be the next best thing and give you a sensory trip down memory lane.
Biden Has Removed Trump’s Diet Coke Button From The Oval Office
Normally red buttons are something you really don’t want to press – but Donald had one on the desk to push whenever he wanted a drink.
The Simpsons Predicted Kamala Harris Becoming Vice President, Fans Claim
The Simpsons creators are time travellers, and there is no doubt about it.
Nigella Lawson Shares Bitter Orange Tart Recipe As Trump Leaves White House
Fans have been impressed, and Nigella has been called a “legend” and a “glorious queen”, and praise for her “perfect trolling”.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes In Woman’s Home
Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ candle reportedly exploded in a woman’s house.
Monkey Tail Beards Are The New Facial Hair Trend For 2021
The latest trend is the ‘Monkey Tail Beard’. It is shaped to look like a tail is curling around the wearer’s face.
Why Are Teenagers Listening To Sea Shanties?
Your kids are listening to playlists called ‘SEA SHANTIES THAT DROP MY PANTIES’ and ‘sea shanties for thots’.
Piers Morgan Reckons Colin Firth Could Play Him In A Film
Piers Morgan insists that Colin Firth would be the man to play him on the silver screen.
A Woman Has Been Fined £200 For Driving 100 Miles To McDonald’s
The woman hasn’t been named but she is in her 30s and she crossed three counties to get the McDonald’s with her sister last weekend.
You Could Soon Get Married At McDonald’s
Who wouldn’t want a McWedding!?
What To Do If Your Toilet Roll Runs Out When You Really Need It
Newspapers, wet wipes and baby wipes are all a major no, and shouldn’t be flushed unless you want an expensive visit from the plumber.
Would You Board The Titanic II?
The Titanic II will sail the same route as the original, and have more than enough lifeboats and life jackets for passengers all .
We’ve Found The Weirdest Christmas Film Fan Theories Ever
We guarantee that you won’t have heard any of these bizarre christmas film fan theories…
This Naughty Soap Will Make You Feel Dirtier With Every Wash
This set of naughty penis-shaped soaps a perfect stocking filler for anyone with a pretty damn good sense of humour.
England & Wales Alcohol Deaths Soar To Highest In 20 Years
No Damages Payout For Family Of Boy That Died After Eating Byron Burger
People Are Eating Rancid Meat To Get ‘High’
UK Sends Navy Vessels To Jersey As France Threatens To Cut Off Electricity
The Four Lads In Jeans Are Selling Original Meme For £1Million
Prince William And Kate Middleton Launch Their Own YouTube Channel