People Are Calling Bear Grylls A “’70s Pornstar” Because Of His New Moustache

Bear Grylls has completely thrown the internet with his new “’70s pornstar moustache” I mean it’s a look. ‘Tache. Sorry, I’m struggling with how to start this story. I just…
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There’s A ‘Harry Potter’ Cards Against Humanity Set And It’s Totally NSFW

This Harry Potter Edition Of Cards Against Humanity Is ‘Riddikulus’ “Expecto Patronum” the absolute worst. Even Voldemort himself would have to avert his eyes from the pure darkness written on…
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This ‘Elf’-Inspired Suite Is The Most Christmassy Thing You’ll See Today

This suite is inspired by Elf and its kitchen is stocked with Buddy’s signature dish—spaghetti with maple syrup! Son of a nutcracker. Elf  is quite possibly one of the greatest…
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Conspiracy Theorists Are Claiming That Greta Thunberg Is A Time Traveller From The Late 1800s

Some people are claiming that Greta Thunberg is a 120-year-old time traveller after spotting her in a photo taken in 1898 Sh*t, she’s even got the same braided ponytail. Look,…
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Snoop Dogg Declares Himself Sexiest Man Alive With Spoof ‘People’ Magazine Cover

Snoop Dogg has declared himself 2019’s Sexiest Man Alive after releasing a mock People cover Oh, Snoop Dogg. You joker, you. Earlier this week, we reported that American singer John Legend…
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Nicolas Cage To Play Nicolas Cage in New Nicolas Cage Film

Nicolas Cage will play Nicolas Cage in a new film about Hollywood actor Nicolas Cage This film is about Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage will come face-to-face with ’90s Nicolas Cage…
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A Nutella-Themed Hotel Is About To Open And It Looks Delicious

A Nutella-themed pop-up hotel is about to open and it looks delicious in every sense of the word It’s called Hotella Nutella and I bet it smells amaze. If I’ve…
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Woman Complaining About Safety Regulations For Electric Scooters Immediately Gets Run Over On One

I always sort of depend on karma sorting out the people who have wronged me in one way or another. If someone cuts me up when I’m driving, as far…
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A Shelter Cat Was Put in Solitary Confinement For Repeatedly Letting Other Cats Escape

A criminal rescue cat has been sentenced to indefinite solitary confinement in a Texas animal shelter after leading an attempt to stage a prison break with his fellow felines. Think…
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This Shop Has Banned Cheesy Christmas Songs To Protect Its Staff From Going “Stir Crazy”

This shop has banned cheesy Christmas songs from playing in-store to protect its staff from losing it Humbug. Not All I Want For Christmas Is You, though, right? That’s more…
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You And Your Dog Can Now Wear Matching Jumpers This Winter Thanks To Missguided

You and your dog can now wear matching jumpers this winter thanks to Missguided So fetch. The Christmas jumper game seems to get tougher and tougher every year, doesn’t it?…
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