It Can Be Christmas Every Day With Mince Pie Cereal
Festive or foul?
Jeremy Corbyn Has Been Suspended From The Labour Party
Labour has said it was suspending him for a “failure to retract” his remarks.
You Can Now Earn £30k A Year For Dog Walking
The dream job does exist.
Faecal Matter Found On Costa Coffee Tables During ‘Clean Up’
Wash your hands…
McDonald’s Funds 1 Million Free Meals For Kids After Marcus Rashford’s Campaign
What an amazing effort.
Glastonbury 2021 ‘Could Have Massive Coronavirus Testing Arrangements’
Here’s hoping for a better summer 2021
The UK’s First 100% Vegan Butcher Opens Next Week
The Queen Is Hiring A New Cleaner To Live In Windsor Castle
Worth a shot!
The John Lewis Christmas Advert Is Hopefully Arriving Soon
Get the tissues ready.
Tesco Is Now Selling A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak
Use it well!
Eating Biscuits Could Pay £40,000 A Year
Good luck to the applicants!
Costa’s New Christmas Menu Includes A Lobster Toastie Option
Would you try a lobster toastie?
Forget Mince Pies, Get Festive With A Percy Pig Pie
Would you try a Percymas pie?
Lewis Capaldi Reveals Why He Won’t Join OnlyFans
We’ll just have stick to receiving our daily dose of Capaldi from Twitter.
Is A Twix A Chocolate Bar Or A Biscuit? Debate Is Raging Online
What do you think, is it a chocolate bar or a biscuit?
Paul Hollywood Upsets Bake Off Viewers Saying Rainbow Bagels “Represent The NHS”
Are they NHS bagels or Pride bagels?
Sid From Skins Quit Acting To Become A Teacher
Imagine being taught by Sid from Skins…
New Pub Scheme Offers Free Drink Every Week This October
Cheers to a free drink!
Matt Hancock’s Passion For Grime Resurfaces
Now everyone is waiting to hear about his favourite MC!
Strictly Come Dancing “Will Be Axed If UK Goes Back Into Lockdown”
Are you excited for the new series?
These ‘Hurtful And Wrong’ Dr. Seuss Books Won’t Be Published Anymore
New Orleans Archdiocese Claims The Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Is ‘Morally Compromised’
First Space Hotel Plans To Open By 2027
Holiday Park Blacklisted Surnames To “Keep Undesirable Guests Out”
Will Smith Is Considering Running For President
Seth Rogen Launches His Own Weed Company