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Walking Slower Could Make You More Likely To Die Of COVID, Claims Study

Research concluded that slow walkers are 2.5 times more likely to develop severe Covid-19.

Piers Morgan And Jedward Are Arguing About A Winston Churchill Statue

Remember Jedward? Blonde whirlwind twins from the X-Factor singing show? Well, now they’re the paragons of virtue on social media.

A Market Is Using Mexican Wrestlers To Shout At People To Wear Face Masks

A busy market in Mexico is hiring wrestlers to shout at people who aren’t wearing masks, in the midst of the pandemic.

An Unemployed Oxford Graduate Is Suing His Parents For ‘Maintenance’

Mr Siddiqui is of the belief that he can claim maintenance as a ‘vulnerable’ grown up child.

Robot Vacuums Appear ‘Drunk’ Following Latest Update

Reported problems so far include the Roomba “spinning around”, constantly recharging or not charging at all, or moving in strange directions.

Doctor Claims Gendered Language Now Scares Young Children

“Watching a six-year-old have a panic attack over the use of gender identifying language is disturbing,” he raged.

1 In 4 Couples Admit To Sharing Each Other’s Underwear

It’s one thing to share a toothbrush with your partner, but sharing underwear is on a whole different level. In the germ-conscious Covid era we are currently living, people’s hygiene…

A Woman ‘Glued Herself Together’ In DIY Bikini Wax Attempt

A dodgy bowl-cut fringe is one thing, gluing together your lady garden is quite another.

Experts Warn Falling Sperm Counts ‘Threaten Human Survival’

“The current state of reproductive affairs can’t continue much longer without threatening human survival,”

A Mum Is Being Praised For Teaching Her Five Daughters That Virginity Does Not Exist

A recent video has got everyone talking, after a mum shared a post saying she has taught her five daughters that virginity doesn’t exist.

TikTok Users Uncover Baffling CIA Document Claiming Time Travel Is Possible

If there’s one thing TikTok is good for, it’s the creation of conspiracy theories so beyond the realms of plausibility that they only exist among users of the app. The…