A London Mayor Candidate Drank His Own Urine… Twice
One of the candidates to be London’s next mayor posted videos of him drinking his own urine.
Woman Taken To Hospital Suffering ‘Never-Ending Orgasm’
A woman was taken to hospital after enduring a ‘never-ending’ orgasm.
Scrabble Accused Of ‘Woke Virtue Signalling’
Some feel that hate speech shouldn’t be acceptable in a game and that removing the possibility of offending a player is a positive step.
Walking Slower Could Make You More Likely To Die Of COVID, Claims Study
Research concluded that slow walkers are 2.5 times more likely to develop severe Covid-19.
Piers Morgan And Jedward Are Arguing About A Winston Churchill Statue
Remember Jedward? Blonde whirlwind twins from the X-Factor singing show? Well, now they’re the paragons of virtue on social media.
A Market Is Using Mexican Wrestlers To Shout At People To Wear Face Masks
A busy market in Mexico is hiring wrestlers to shout at people who aren’t wearing masks, in the midst of the pandemic.
An Unemployed Oxford Graduate Is Suing His Parents For ‘Maintenance’
Mr Siddiqui is of the belief that he can claim maintenance as a ‘vulnerable’ grown up child.
Robot Vacuums Appear ‘Drunk’ Following Latest Update
Reported problems so far include the Roomba “spinning around”, constantly recharging or not charging at all, or moving in strange directions.
Doctor Claims Gendered Language Now Scares Young Children
“Watching a six-year-old have a panic attack over the use of gender identifying language is disturbing,” he raged.
1 In 4 Couples Admit To Sharing Each Other’s Underwear
It’s one thing to share a toothbrush with your partner, but sharing underwear is on a whole different level. In the germ-conscious Covid era we are currently living, people’s hygiene…
A Woman ‘Glued Herself Together’ In DIY Bikini Wax Attempt
A dodgy bowl-cut fringe is one thing, gluing together your lady garden is quite another.
Experts Warn Falling Sperm Counts ‘Threaten Human Survival’
“The current state of reproductive affairs can’t continue much longer without threatening human survival,”
A Mum Is Being Praised For Teaching Her Five Daughters That Virginity Does Not Exist
A recent video has got everyone talking, after a mum shared a post saying she has taught her five daughters that virginity doesn’t exist.
TikTok Users Uncover Baffling CIA Document Claiming Time Travel Is Possible
If there’s one thing TikTok is good for, it’s the creation of conspiracy theories so beyond the realms of plausibility that they only exist among users of the app. The…
TikTok Glue Hairstyle Hack Leaves Woman’s Hair Stuck For A Month
A woman ran out of her favourite setting spray, so she decided to use Gorilla Glue spray to style her hair instead.
Gross New Research Reveals A Third Of Men Have Never Changed Their Bed Sheets
The study also found that more than half of men have performed chores badly on purpose, to get out of doing them in future.
‘Vagina Nails’ Are The Wildest New Beauty Trend
The unusual trend involves creating some pretty realistic vulva shapes for a stand-out nail design.
This Naughty Soap Will Make You Feel Dirtier With Every Wash
This set of naughty penis-shaped soaps a perfect stocking filler for anyone with a pretty damn good sense of humour.
TikToker Reveals Just How Much Earwax And Dirt Is Hiding In Your iPhone And Earbuds
One TikTok user has utterly revolted the internet by revealing just how much dirt, grime and earwax is hidden away inside our gadgets.
The Pope’s Instagram Account Liked A Model’s Revealing Photo
the Pope’s Instagram account seems to have ‘liked’ a model’s scantily clad photo
ISIS Bride Lisa Smith Wins Right To Enter UK
Sixth-Grade Girl Shoots Three People With Hand Gun
John Barrowman Apologised For ‘Tomfoolery’ On Doctor Who Set After Exposure Claims
Piers Morgan Vows To Spend ‘Less Time’ On Twitter After Dealing With ‘Awful’ People
Couple Who Fed Their Dogs Vegan Diets Banned From Keeping Pets
Chrissy Teigen Calls Ben Affleck ‘Creepy And Desperate’