Ricky Gervais Looks Unrecognisable In Gobsmacking Self-Isolation “Transformation” Snap

After Life star Ricky Gervais looks unrecognisable in gobsmacking self-isolation ‘transformation” snap F*ck, now I’m wondering what I’m going to look like when I come out the other side of…
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Fitness Model Slammed Online For Wearing A Bikini Made From Coronavirus Face Masks

Fitness model slammed online for wearing a bikini made from coronavirus face masks and a respirator I really don’t believe in trolling anyone ever, but F*CK ME… it’s not like…
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‘Love Island’s’ Shaughna Phillips Reckons She Had Coronavirus In The South African Villa

Winter Love Island contestant Shaughna Phillips is “convinced” she had coronavirus in the South African villa Hun… Technically, if true, this would make Shaughna one of the first people to contract…
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Ant And Dec Pranking Bradley Walsh On ‘The Chase’ Set Is Everything

Ant and Dec pranking Bradley Walsh on the set of the The Chase is the laugh we all need right now At Bradley’s expense, of course, but he took it…
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This Bodybuilder Is Set To Marry His Sex Robot Girlfriend Next Week

Aww, they’re going to have the cutest little robot babies
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For Those Not Self-Isolating Right Now, Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Something To Say To You

“THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA”: For those not yet self-isolating right now, Arnold Schwarzenegger has something to say to you As he relaxes in his jacuzzi, puffing on a…
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Domino’s Is Giving All NHS Workers Free Pizza This Friday

Go nuts with those toppings, kids. You f*cking deserve it. 
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Brits Are Demanding That Free Pornhub Premium Offer Is Extended To UK

Horny Brits are demanding that Pornhub’s coronavirus free premium offer is extended to the UK as country practises self-isolation And let’s face it; self-isolation basically means eat, sleep, binge, w*nk,…
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If You’re Worried About Coronavirus, Matthew McConaughey Is Here For You

If you’re worried about coronavirus, Matthew McConaughey is here for you and the rest of the world “There is a green light on the other side of this red light…
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I’m A Celebrity 2020 Rumoured Line Up Revealed

With our favourite soaps such as Eastenders suspending production amid the coronavirus pandemic it’s somewhat refreshing to hear rumours of an exciting new line-up for another nation favourite – I’m…
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Brits Taunt Benidorm Police With Chants Of ‘We’ve All Got The Flu’

Us Brits have a pretty bad reputation abroad, and it’s no wonder with videos like this. We love to get smashed on cheap Spanish pints and cause a nuisance of…
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This Strip Club Is Offering “Coronavirus-Free” Lap Dances

This strip club is offering patrons “coronavirus-free” lap dances during the global pandemic Anyone else picturing Kim Woodburn taking to the pole in some marigolds? Just me? To be fair…
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Social Media “Creeped Out” By This Engagement Ring That Looks Like A “Butthole”

Social media is “creeped out” by this engagement ring that clearly looks like a “butthole”  That finger fits perfectly. [ad-a] In the era of coronavirus, I’m finding myself welcoming immature…
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Don’t Masturbate With Hand Sanitiser If You Run Out Of Lube, Warns Scientist

Experts are warning people not to masturbate with hand sanitiser if they run our of lube It might be a working from home pastime, but let’s do it right, eh?…
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Brutal Bride Says Guests Are “Dead To Her” If They Miss Her Wedding Because Of Coronavirus

TOTAL BRIDE-ZILLA says any guests who miss her wedding because of coronavirus are “dead to her” in outrageous Facebook post What a lucky guy. [ad-a] We’re living in turbulent, unpredictable…
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ITV Bosses Eyeing Manchester United Icon Eric Cantona For Next ‘I’m A Celebrity’

ITV bosses allegedly want Manchester United icon Eric Cantona for this year’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!  He’s apparently top of their wish list. I have to…
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World’s Most Exclusive Sex Club Forced To Cancel Elite Orgy Due To Coronavirus

World’s most exclusive sex club, Snctm, forced to cancel elite LA orgy over coronavirus fears You wouldn’t want to catch anything, would you? View this post on Instagram "Beyond a…
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