But with that said, this is genuinely hilarious stuff and a properly good prank.
You may remember a week or so back, David Beckham was presented with a likeness of himself outside the LA Galaxy stadium in, you guessed it, LA.
Well it turns out that before then, Beckham was consulted on how he would like his statue to look and his only notes were that his arse was too big and his chin was too long.
With that, the team at The Late Late Show with James Corden decided to take control of the statue’s design, making a completely new, terrible one and enlisting the help of a few actors and the president of LA Galaxy.
Here’s a watch.
I mean, he’s livid.
The whole “Dave” Beckham bit made me actually uncomfortable.
The final statue was a lot less awful than that, albeit a tiny bit Gordon Ramsey-ish, but there’s only one proper recent player cast in bronze outside a stadium of worth…
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