The inside is better. The carpets could do with a hoover and I should empty the door pockets of tissues and wrappers and the like, but it’s mostly fine.
What I’m getting at is that every necessary implement to drive such a vehicle is completely within reach to me and employing the use of any of them is not inhibited by, say, the remains of a meal deal and I don’t know, seven years worth of rubbish.
Not like this bloody car!
Very smooth transition from me there. Seamless.
Dubbed ‘the messiest car ever’, the messiest car ever was involved in an accident after the handbrake was submerged within a pile of… shit.
Hampshire police revealed that the driver parked their car, but was unable to reach the handbrake in time to stop it from rolling back down into a successfully parked car.
When the police were called to investigate, they found the usual suspects of bags, food wrappers, newspapers and the like, but their investigation uncovered some fairly odd stuff, such as plant life, electronic items – such as a fan – a stool and a bucket.
Normal, run of the mill kind of things to keep in your motor. Nothing to see here.
Tweeting the find, Hampshire Police managed to have a dig at Boris Johnson, saying:
“Boris Johnson’s car is a dream compared to this one!
Driver couldn’t get the hand brake on and rolled back into a parked vehicle. I wonder why?“
If you’re wondering, they’re referring to Boris Johnson’s pretty filthy car (which was obvious, really), which looks like this…
Yeah so a couple of messy cars there. Not only are they aesthetically unpleasing, they’re dangerous.
Images via Hampshire Police, Getty
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down. You can contact Alfie at [email protected]Follow