Flirting is my lifeblood.
I genuinely believe that I’d be horrible in a relationship because I genuinely struggle not to flirt at any given moment. I’ll flirt with anyone – I’m very inclusive in that regard – so long as their not related to me or, you know, a child.
It’s hard not to. I’m not even particularly good at it. It’s probably down to me being likened to Hugh Grant my whole adult life that I’ve decided to embrace it. Now I can’t switch off.
With that said, I’ve never flirted with a planet. Elon Musk has me beat there.
After a lady posted on the Twittersphere that she was fed up with men and stating that she’d sooner live on Mars (being that no men are there), Mars Twitter account responded, telling her that it was only interested in Elon Musk.
I don't want you. Only Elon. https://t.co/NKxpkQQRyf
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019
Naturally, he responded, and a whole conversation of fairly crass flirting ensued…
I want you too baby https://t.co/Lxi0LQz5rc
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 8, 2019
When are you coming over babe? https://t.co/Vw8zjksfWi
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019
Send me hot pics & I’ll be right over 😉 https://t.co/ld2VDbF0Wh
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 9, 2019
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 9, 2019
Kinda does make me wanna 🥜 tbh
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 11, 2019
Hard to believe that he’s one of the world’s richest people.
Easy to believe that he manufactured and sold flamethrowers on a whim.
Images via Getty, Twitter