Elon Musk has challenged Johnny Depp to a cage fight as he continues to be the most invasive and annoying billionaire the world has ever seen.

I just get the huge impression that Elon Musk wasn’t told to shut up enough as a child. Either that or too much. It’s hard to tell, but he’s an insufferable tool who’s frustratingly obviously very smart and rich.

In his latest ploy to be spoken about, the Tesla mogul has challenged Johnny Depp to a cage fight, as Depp continues his soap opera-esque court case against both The Sun and Amber Heard in London.

A recent claim from Depp during the long legal process was that his wife at the time – Amber Heard – cheated on him by having a threesome with both Elon Musk and Cara Delevigne. Absolutely insane and I’m not sure how Delevigne has found her way into this, but there we go. That allegedly happened, but Musk has denied it.

As The Times have it:

I definitely was not having an affair with Amber while she was married to Johnny, this is totally false“.

He then laughed at the idea that he had a threesome with the Aquaman actor and Cara Delevigne, and continued to respond after Depp apparently issued the threat that he’d “slice off” his dick. Musk added:

If Johnny wants a cage fight, just let me know“.

Where did he get that from? At no point did he say he wanted a cage fight; he said that he’s slice his dick off. I’ve seen Spider-Man 1 and at no point does Bone Saw McGraw try to cut any parts off Peter Parker. He has a homophobic slur thrown at him, and then he starts chair-swinging.

It’s a shame but you’d have to back Musk in the cage, wouldn’t you? It would be brilliant if Johnny Depp won – not that I’m at all a fan or anything – but the man can barely carry his own weight, let alone throw a bunch at bigger guy who looks like he frequents a gym.

However, in a cruel twist of fate that absolutely nobody saw coming, Mickey Rourke has got himself involved.

Writing on Twitter, 67-year-old Rourke said instead of picking on Johnny Depp, 57, the Tesla boss should have a crack at him.

He posted: “I just read that ELON MUSK has challenged Johnny Depp to a fight.

“I have the better idea if Elon Musk is in fighting mood he can fight someone his own size, i’d gladly love the opportunity to take you to school mr.tough guy Elon Musk.

“Bare fists,elbows and knees and i will only use one hand-my left. We can both put down $200k a piece, winner take all, no rules.

“So instead of picking on someone who weighs 130 lbs i am calling your ass out.

“Warmest regards, Mickey ‘Marielito’ Rourke.” [sic]

I think they should all take part in a Hell In A Cell match.

That’d blow the likes of KSI and Logan Paul out of the water.

Time will maybe tell…