Everyone Is Making The Same Hilarious Joke About This Guy’s Viral Mugshot
I've never committed a crime (though I did once steal a Mars bar from a local off-license when I was about ten), but I'm ready to bet my mugshot would go viral if I did. For example, Justin Bieber's photo went viral because, well, it was Bieber, and he appeared smug as if he'd been thrown a surprise birthday party.
Author:Morgan MaverickReviewer:Raven NoirFeb 12, 20222 Shares478 Views
I've never committed a crime (though I did once steal a Mars bar from a local off-license when I was about ten), but I'm ready to bet my mugshot would go viral if I did.
For example, Justin Bieber's photo went viral because, well, it was Bieber, and he appeared smug/as if he'd been thrown a surprise birthday party.
Or Jeremy Meeks dubbed the "Hot Felon" because of his attractive mugshot, who went on to become a fashion model and the husband of a billionaire's daughter.
Black Guy Mugshot Meme
However, whereas these two gentlemen went viral because they looked fantastic, the internet would tear me apart because of how horrible I looked: tears running down my face, hair all over the place, snot pouring down my nose, and so on.
Still, I doubt I'd get as roasted as this guy, who has seen the full might of the internet and its savage (hilarious) trolling.
Basically, Charles Dion McDowell was recently arrested in Florida for a number of narcotics offenses, and the Escambia County Sheriff's Office shared his funnymugshoton Facebook:
"Congratulations to Charles Dion McDowell, DOB: 8/12/87 *share
"Charles Dion McDowell was arrested for Fleeing/Eluding Police with Lights & Sirens Active, Possession of Meth with Intent to Sell/Manufacture/Deliver, Possession of Cocaine with Intent to Sell/Manufacture/Deliver Schedule II, Possession of Controlled Substance without a Prescription, Possession of Marijuana, and Possession of Drug Equipment.
McDowell is currently a guest at the GoldStar Hotel with a bond of $57,000. #Gotcha"
Florida Man Whose Mugshot Went Viral For His 'Wide Neck' Back In Jail
People, as you could have predicted, were unconcerned about it.
No, they were more concerned about his gigantic neck.
The post has 296k comments as of this writing, many of which are hilarious jokes about the perpetrator.
One person wrote:
"Y’all come on he gotta lotta weight on his shoulders right now."
While another said:
"Y’all leave this man alone! I bet he’d stick his neck out for you if you needed his help." #dontjudge
And another wrote:
The arresting officer was quoted as saying: “This is by far the biggest collar of my career."
Conclusion
Some of them are really funny. I could spend all day reading these. You don't want to become viral these days, as I warned you.
Unless you have very thick skin. Or should I say your neck?
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