The logic of flat-earthers is mind-boggling. The reason for them existing is genuinely beyond me. Even if the world was flat, what difference would that make?
Let’s say they prove it somehow, and we all have to admit the we live on a disk. Then what? They’d go “See? We told you…” and that would literally be it. Nothing would change. Globe companies would go bust.
Luckily, that’s not close to happening, but next year we better all get ready to eat some humble pie.
Flat Earthers, in their very finite wisdom, are planning a cruise to what they believe is the “edge of the world” for 2020 so they can finally see beyond the great ice wall of Antarctica that surrounds our planetary disk.
Not much is known about the cruise as of yet, but the FEIC states it’s the “biggest, boldest, best adventure yet.” Big words. Big, bold, best words. The website states:
“Beyond the ice wall is a topic of great interest to the Flat Earth Society.
To our knowledge, no one has been very far past the ice wall and returned to tell the journey.”
To be fair, they’re right. There isn’t one. There is no f*cking ice wall.
I don’t know why these people think that no-one has been to Antarctica before. Quite a lot of people go there. You can literally get a cruise there.
Penguins live in Antarctica and are frequently filmed for nature documentaries.
Why are flat-earthers so dense? Were they dropped as babies? They’re just being contrary for literally no reason and wasting everyone’s – including mine and yours – time.
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