How To Know You’re The Loser In Your Friendship Group

Alfie PowellAlfie Powell in Funny
Published 25.10.19
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It’s hard to know where you stand in your friends group. Which one are you? The handsome one? The funny one? The nerdy one? Maybe you’re the loser? Maybe people don’t actually like you..?

Sometimes you’ll be talking to your friends and you’ll notice that something’s a bit off. They don’t seem as happy with your company as they used to be and you’re left feeling a bit dejected, to say the least.

Obviously that’s never happened to me, because I’m great. But it’s definitely happening to one of my “friends”, Mike. He’s such a tool and you can tell that all of my friendship group hates him.

From these screenshots, for example, you can see that no-one wants to talk to Mike. He’s the loser of the group, and if you’re anything like him, then you are too.

1. You’re always the butt of the joke

my friends don't like me

Don’t be like that idiot, Mike. Everyone’s joking about him. Not with him…

2. You’ve slept with the least amount of people

It’s actually hilarious that Mike’s only been with one girl. He met her when they were really young and fell in love – childhood sweethearts and all that – but he’s such a loser. “Love”. Not for me, buddy. Not for Alfie.

i don't think my friends like me

Seriously, you DO NOT want to look like Mike in this scenario. Egg on his face, if you know what I mean?

3. Your friends are always busy

Just look at Mike here. He knows that everyone’s busy and yet he’s still all “ooooohhh let’s go to the pub. I’m cool. Love me, love me“.

do my friends like me?

Seriously, if you’re like that and none of your friends are available whenever you want to go out, you’re the loser, Don’t be like Mike here.

4. Pictures appear on Facebook of your friendship group without you

friends go out without me

Mike’s not even in this picture, he’s so lame that they obviously didn’t invite him. Honestly, they just don’t want to be seen with him, I’m telling you.

Don’t be like Mike, it’s just sad to see, to be honest. If you see that your friends are going out without you, it’s further proof that they don’t like or respect you… like Mike.

I must have been busy that day. They make sure to know my schedule and know not to bother me when I’m out, you know?

5. They actively tell you that they don’t like you.

See how I tell Mike that I really think he’s just an awful kind of guy? If you’re the loser of the group, you’ll get stuff like that.

my friends hate me

Exactly like that.

6. Oh…

Hold on a second… none of them are saying bad things about Mike. I say a bad thing and then they all jump to his defence.

Odd, don’t you think? Mike’s the loser. Why would they stick up for that scumbag weirdo?

7. Guys I’m sorry. I thought that we were having fun but… I dunno. I just hate Mike, you know?

When did the magic end, lads? We were all really great friends and then Mike turned up when we were 13 and messed with the dynamic. You can’t blame me for losing my cool when someone like that butts in and tries to show me up with “humour”, “personality”, and “charisma” can you?

Man he’s a dick.

8. No it’s not Mike. It’s me.

Mike’s great. He’s such a stand up guy. He’s stood by me through thick and thin and showed me kindness when I was abhorrent to him. I don’t deserve a friend like Mike. I’m so, so sorry, everyone.

Hold on…

how to make my friends like me

Ha! What a fucking loser. He can’t bear a second alone, can he? God I hate that guy!

Images via Getty

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