Just when you thought you’d heard it all, Jeremy Clarkson comes along with a candle that is designed to smell like his bits.

Yum. In a move to rival Gwyneth Paltrow after a £57 candle that allegedly smelled like her vagina (a mix of geranium, bergamot, cedar absolutes, Damask rose and ambrette seed if you must know) sold out instantly, Jeremy has made a candle of his own.

He posted a video on Instagram for his new farm, Diddly Squat, as he launched the new product. In the video Jeremy says “eat your heart out, Gwyneth Paltrow” before taking the lid off the purple candle, taking a big sniff and declaring: “Mmm! The great smell of scrotum”.

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THIS SMELLS LIKE MY BOLLOCKS candles have arrived in the shop.

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He hasn’t shared what the sent is made up of, but at this point we dread to think. It’ll cost you £10, and at the moment you can only buy it in-store at the farm shop.

Sources say that Jeremy is keen to make a bigger batch to sell online in the run up to the festive season.

At least you know what to buy that awkward person for Christmas now.


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