God, I can see it now: “Luke, can I just grab you for a quick CHAT?!”
My soul would quiver in fear.
There’s a trouble in paradise on tonight’s Love Island as viewers will get to witness the repercussions of yesterday’s iconic hideaway game. If you missed it, catch up on ITV Hub immediately, ’cause those pesky Love Island producers forced the Islanders to spill so much tea, it’s shaken up even some our more “stable” couples.
During the game, it was revealed that Luke T “overshared” private details about his and Siânnise’s relationship with the boys.
I mean, to be fair, it wasn’t that private. Millions of people saw this…
In tonight’s ep, Siânnise will pull Luke aside for one her soul-shattering “chats” to confront him over allegations that he revealed intimate details about their night together to the rest of the boys.
“I just said we were both naked… I think I just talk too much.”
God, he’s so adorably endearing, isn’t it? I’d forgive him there and then.
“The girls asked me what happened and I didn’t say anything because that’s between me and you…
“I know that you wouldn’t have done that in a malicious way.
“You probably were excited, the boys were probably egging you on, but that’s a personal thing to me and that’s something I would have rather had stayed between us.”
Even typing that out I can feel the passive aggression seeping through.
Following the chat, Luke T takes to the Beach Hut to reevaluate his actions.
“I just overshared. But whenever she’s sassy I just find it really attractive.
“She put her foot down and told me off a bit, which I weirdly like a lot… She definitely laid down the law a bit.”
He likes it? OMG, Siânnise this boy is the one.
I hope these crazy kids can iron this crease out once and for all, ’cause they are beyond adorable and have a serious chance of winning this series if they play their cards right.
As long as Luke can keep his mouth shut for a few more days.
Seriously, though. I need to find a guy that looks at me the way Luke T looks at Siânnise, ’cause wow…
I don’t think I’ve ever looked at a human being that way. I reserve that sultry look for things that are fried and covered in cheese.
Images via ITV2 and Twitter
Having worked in children's media and publishing for almost a decade, Ben is thoroughly excited to now be able to swear in stories and features. He is such a big fan of Disney and Horror films that he started an LGBTQ+ podcast called 'Once Upon A Scream'. His mum listens. You can contact Ben at [email protected] Twitter: @PulsfordBen / Instagram: @thebenmidlerFollow