Man Goes To Girlfriend’s House Only To Find Out That He Slept With Her Mum

Alfie PowellAlfie Powell in Funny, News
Published 03.06.19
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What are the chances? A man has taken to the internet to tell anyone who would read that when he went to his girlfriend’s house, it turned out he’d slept with her mum.

I’m so bad at relationships that I’ve only ever gotten to the point where I met a girlfriend’s parents just the once. By all accounts, I think it went fine. I drove all the way to Watford from where I lived in Surrey, had a meal, made a few insipid jokes and then left.

They hate me now, of course – that’s if they even remember me – but yeah, it’s only been the once. I’ve never had the chance to meet another and I’m not sure I’m really champing at the bit enough to give it another go.

Someone else who probably isn’t looking to meet another potential in-law any time soon is this 21-year-old Redditor, who told the horror (or maybe erotic to some) story about going to meet his new girlfriend’s mother, only to realise he had slept with said parent…

He said how there’s only about three decent clubs in his town, so if you meet someone at one of them, you’re likely to see them there again. With that in mind, one night out in one of these clubs with his workmates, he caught the attention of a woman across the bar. They began to talk and he left with her phone number, since he couldn’t leave his friends.

The following week they meet again and become far better acquainted with one-another than before. He notes that she looks to be around 40, but this doesn’t stop him and he goes back to her house and they take things to a more horizontal basis.

man realises he slept with girlfriend's mum

Weeks pass and our protagonist meets a lovely 19-year-old lady on Twitter and they hit it off. A few good dates come and go and hey, she invites him back to her place. Going back to a decidedly similar house, the girl turns to her new squeeze and says “this is me!”

He then asks her, knowing that this is the house he had a one-night stand in, how long she’s lived there, to which she responds “my whole life pretty much. Just my Parents, lil’ Sister and the Dog”. Eek. He knows they’re in so he had to explain to her. As he said on Twitter:

She was shocked. Very shocked when she realised that I wasn’t joking when I got her Mum’s name right.

man slept with girlfriend's mum

I knew she was level-headed from our first few dates so thankfully she actually understood and didn’t attack me for it. We do agree we can’t keep seeing each other (duh) but I really did like her, which can be rare for me, so it f*cking sucks.

She didn’t mention her parents marriage and I don’t want to ask. I also don’t know how the house was free a couple of months ago. All I know is I f*cked up.”

Quite sad really. It’s not even like the girl can get back at her mum by shagging her dad. That would be awful.

Makes you think twice about trying to go for older people for clout.

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