M&S Has Just Launched Pink Pornstar Martini Tinnies

The HookThe Hook in News, UK
Published 27.04.20

M&S are the kings of summer picnics and it’s a damn shame none of us are going to be able to go outside and enjoy it.

The picnic delicacies they put on are genuinely on another level, and me and my girlfriend will often raid their fridges on a hot day and sit in the park.

Of course, they’re also well known for their tinnies, with their G&Ts and such going down a storm on a hot day.

I’m a big fan, so no surprises to hear I’m over the moon M&S have put a new twist on the fan-favourite cocktail.

The latest addition to M&S’ canned drinks range is the Pink Passion Star Martini, priced at £2 for 250ml.

It’s essentially the cocktail we all know and love, but with a fruity kick of raspberry.

M&S Product Developer Jenny Rea said: “Our Passion Star Martini was a huge hit with customers when it launched a few years back – shooting to the number one bestseller spot of our ready-to-drink cocktails (taking the G&Ts crown).

“We thought what better way to add a summery twist than making it pink with the addition of raspberry. It’s fruity, fresh and delicious – perfect for the coming summer months.”

This comes after the advent of a pornstar martini keg.

Yes, you heard that right.

Annoyingly, you actually have to go to Amazon to get your hands on these and more annoyingly, they’re not all that cheap, coming in at £100 and that fetching you approximately 31 servings.

That comes in at roughly £3.23 per drink which is obviously far better than the prices you’ll get in bars – which are closed now anyway – but at just 8% ABV, it’s not that good of a deal.

The description of the product reads:

“Britain’s Favourite cocktail- Ideal gift for all Pornstar Martini lovers out there! New concept from Giraffe Draught Cocktails, one of the nation’s favourite contemporary cocktail.

“This is now available in a self-tapped 5 litre keg. This premium small batch cocktail has exotic aromas of passionfruit with a unique twist of fresh pineapple. The taste of exotic fruits and finished perfectly with vanilla vodka“.

Sounds like a can of Lilt with some vanilla Absolut in it.

Passion Star Martini cocktails are available to buy from M&S stores now.

Imagea via M&S/Amazon