These Offensive Office Pens Are The Ideal Way To Retaliate Against Obnoxious Coworkers
There comes a time in every office worker's life when they simply need to show their coworkers some snarkiness since they've had enough of their presence. If you haven't already found a sarcastic coffee mug, it's time to start looking for some nasty pens for your office! The offensive office pens are ideal for use in your own work while ensuring that any colleague who enters the room reads it, or for giving to a fellow annoyance coworker.
Guaranteed to turn heads in the office! Stylish, high-quality ballpoint pens with an obscene message etched on the side. The snarky and offensive pens come in a pack of five, each with a different caustic or cynical slogan on it, such as
"That's not my job", "Per my last email", "This meeting could have been an email", "Oh, for f**ks sake", and "I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow."
These aggressive and funny pens even have an extra loud clicker on them, allowing you to click them open and closed incessantly, causing all of your coworkers to look over and read the pen you're holding. The extra-loud clicker is also a wonderful method to annoy your most obnoxious employees.
They're as brazen as a 1970s comedian slamming minorities who are also poor. They're ideal for office workers who despise their jobs, their bosses, and everyone else they work with - particularly those who pick up their pens while loitering about their desks and walk away with them.
So get this Offensive Office Stationery set of pens today for a selection of pens that deliver the written message (which is essential to keep away from their owner)!
- It's a set of novelty pens that are more obnoxious than Eminem's lyrics.
- It's like watching the Wolf of Wall Street when you read them.
- A great gift for office workers who don't like to get up in the morning (or afternoon, or late).
- Ideal for scribbling venomous letters, ransom notes, or just plain obnoxious doodling.
Montblanc is one of the most well-known luxury pen brands in the world, producing a wide selection of high-end ballpoint, rollerball, fountain, and pencils.
The offensive office pens are created by Terrible Crayons, an Etsy store that is already recognized for manufacturing offensive crayons.
The obnoxious crayons are available in a variety of colors, each with its own set of amusing color names.
There are a lot of people who enjoy the offensive pens, as seen by the high number of 5-star ratings on the listing. According to one critic,
"My new favorite pens. I couldn’t have said it better myself. They are perfect for the office."
And another reviewer says:
"My daughter-in-law is an engineer and has been working long hours on a project, so I hope she'll enjoy these pens."
"Finally, the pen set no one asked for."