Over-Protective Dad Asks Daughter’s Boyfriend What His Porn History Is Like

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Published 05.11.19
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Parents are protective of their kids. We get it.

It’s always joked about how tough it can be meeting the in-laws, especially when it’s an overbearing dad whose daughter you’re trying to get with.

However, one young lad felt that more than most recently.

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Aleisha Stubley, from Middlesbrough, was introducing her new boyfriend Andy to her family over dinner when her dad whipped out a laminated checklist of nine questions he wanted to know about her prospective bf.

“Mortified” she shared the list on Twitter, writing alongside: “Came out for tea with Andy and my family for the first time, my father just gave him this lmfaoooooooooooo f*ck off. [sic]”

The hilarious questionnaire included queries about Andy’s future plans and his porn habits.

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Porn habits? He’d never me near his daughter if he saw mine!

Warped individual I am.

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The list kicks off with every employer’s favorite question: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

He then asks: “What qualities do you see in my daughter that makes you think she will make a good wife?” and “What are your intentions with my daughter?”

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The fourth question states: “How well can you provide for a wife and family?”, before the dad asks, “What is your history with pornography?”

This is followed by question six: “Are there any activities you enjoy doing together?” Question seven: “Do you have a temper?” Question eight: “How many women have you been with before my daughter?” And finally: “Will you be prepared to look after my beehive when I go on holiday?”

Overall, a mixed bag of both personal and highly invasive questions.

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The post racked up thousands of likes on Twitter, with many commenting how funny her dad was.

“I love that’s he’s gone all out and laminated it,” wrote one person”

“This is hilarious,” added another.

Aleisha said she found the whole thing “funny”, joking: “My dads round the bend, I hope people don’t think he’s serious!”

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She seems like a lovely girl – but her dad would well and truly put me off.

No girl is worth my life being ended by some protective dad.

 

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