I don’t know how to put this… a chunk of raw chicken crawled off a dinner plate at a restaurant and it’s absolutely rancid.
It doesn’t take a lot to put me off my dinner. Honestly anything could happen and I’ll just quietly push my plate away and sigh.
Something as innocuous as a bit of gristle’s enough. Feel that in a bite of my burger and dinner’s ruined. I can’t relax after that. The other day a few of us went for burgers and Josh found a long hair in his. I was lucky I’d already finished my food because that would have ended my lunch. He carried on though, bizarrely.
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Joshua Rogers is braver than the troops.
With all of that in mind, if this had happened while I was at a restaurant, I think I may have packed in eating altogether for the rest of my life.
Taken at a cook-it-yourself restaurant, the viral footage shows a chunk of raw chicken twitching before it starts “crawling” off the plate and off the table entirely.
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People in the background can be heard screaming as, genuinely, it looks like something from The Thing. I thought Kurt Russell was going to run at one point and shoot the place up.
Having a plate of raw chicken on your dinner table is pretty gross as it is and call me old fashioned, but when it starts crawling, I’m not feeling it.
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The Twitter responses are pretty funny…
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I suppose the question is whether or not this is real. It certainly looks real – we’ve all seen those videos of someone pouring soy sauce over an octopus and it squirming about – but you have to ask, why was someone just filming some raw chicken? Maybe they saw it twitch a bit and got their phone out to document it? Who knows.
Either way it’s bloody repulsive and I’m not going to eat chicken for a good three hours now.
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