Despite that though, you really would not catch me queuing up outside an IKEA at 5:45am on a Monday, no matter how long it had been before I last visited one.
Firstly, I have a job and I don’t really want to use my holiday up for that and secondly, that’s just stupid. No-one needs furniture that urgently. No-one at all. Maybe if you’re one of those lion tamers who need a chair, but other than that then no.
Last week IKEA announced that they would be reopening a number of stores in the UK from the first of June with reduced hours, enhanced cleaning and safety precautions, and social distancing rules in place, and today saw that come into fruition.
With the reduced hours, the stored now open at 10am, but that didn’t stop people getting there over four hours in advance; like they’re getting a new iPhone or something. The news found its way over to Twitter, where people joked:
“Ikea Exeter re-opened today. Just took my friend there to start her new job. The car park is full, very long queue to get in the building. What is so important and urgent to make you want to queue for ages to get into Ikea FFS?”
“Selling my place in the #IKEA queue. Bid start at £10“.
Meanwhile, as they manage the reopening, IKEA wrote:
“To ensure a safe shopping experience we ask that if you can, please shop alone.
“Only bring one other person from the same household, if you need special assistance or if you need to bring your children with you.
“There will be a queuing system outside to manage entry into the store.
“We’ll have co-workers and signage throughout the store to help you stick to social distancing guidelines“.
Right I have to go now. I need to get a BEKVÄM and fast!
Images via IKEA, Twitter
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down.Follow