Along with my lack of facial hair, I suppose I also hate that I have no proclivity to being a superhero and I’ve not even once had my own standalone Marvel film.
It feels like everyone gets one of those these days, but me.
But then you get people like Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans who have both solo Marvel films and facial hair. How is that even slightly fair. I’ll tell you how it’s fair… it’s not.
No, that doesn’t make sense.
Anyway, not all is well in the Avengers camp, since there appears to be a war brewing; a civil war, if you will.
Robert Downey Jr, very much the father of the MCU, has decided to compete against both lovely Chris Evans and lovely Mark Ruffalo, asking his fans who has the best moustache…
If it were up to me, I’d say Ruffalo. Objectively, Evans’ and Downy Jr’s are stronger and thicker, but Ruffalo’s general looks better. Classier.
They obviously all look better without them, but you know what I mean.
It seems like Mark wasn’t pleased with the chosen picture though, as responding to Robert, he through a few more styles his way…
I mustache…does quantity count? Or different kinds of mustaches? I’ve seen quite a few unique styles over the years 😂 pic.twitter.com/AhQGMvII0a
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) March 20, 2019
It’s hard to pick a favourite there, but the very top-centre is pretty strong.
Chris Evans is yet to respond, but we’ll let you know when he does.
Images via Twitter, Disney
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down.Follow