It’s been a hard year for everyone who isn’t called Jeff Bezos, and even those of us lucky enough to have kept our jobs are having a bit of a tough time.
Make no mistake though, it’s absolutely miserable being jobless.
The thing is, if you’re not laughing, you’re crying, and in between doing both of those things, a lot of people have taken to Twitter to share their amusing thoughts on being unemployed…
Nobody tells you how stoked your cat gets about you being unemployed
— hefty curves andy (@andipalmur) November 23, 2019
I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 1, 2020
Time to go take a stupid little fucking afternoon stroll
— ben awareness (@b8tch_updates) March 27, 2020
Discrimination like this is why I'm unemployed pic.twitter.com/j28OojCWBD
— fern 🌿 (@FernieSanders) June 8, 2017
what’s y’alls new sleep schedule mine is 5 am to 2 pm 🙂
— -_- (@imnotbecca) March 29, 2020
Finally putting these jobless humans to some use pic.twitter.com/eTD2bV4ORO
— اسامہ (@usxma) January 8, 2020
Balding, unemployed, living with my parents; Corona has completed my Costanza transformation.
— Matt Somerstein (@MPSomerstein) April 4, 2020
Being recently unemployed and asking your recently unemployed roommate “aren’t u late for work?” First thing every morning and laughing like doomed goblins
— Max Barth (@HeIsMaxBarth) March 20, 2020
Now that I'm unemployed and living at my mom's house, I don't want a relationship anymore. Suddenly I can empathize with all the guys I've ever dated
— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) July 17, 2020
wearing jeans today like a goddamn first class passenger on the titanic
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 21, 2020
I'm just going to sign up for unemployment at the 3 in the morning when it's less busy and so they know how unemployed I am.You may also like
— Sarah Tollemache (@stollemache) April 2, 2020
Leave it to me, an unemployed person, to still complain about it being Monday
— julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) December 3, 2018
THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?
ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I'm learning to cook
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) April 5, 2020
The hardest part of being unemployed is that crying in the bathroom at home completely lacks the dramatic flair of crying in the bathroom at work.
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) February 8, 2019
Only took me two hours of being unemployed for my Dad to suggest coding classes again
— Matthew Levy (@MattLevy51) March 19, 2020
I guess now we’re all living in those old paintings of people lying around on couches doing nothing with their boobs out
— Dana Berger – Actress (@DanaMerylBerger) April 4, 2020
I hate when I put something in a shopping cart and don’t buy it and the company emails me: “forgot something?” And it’s like yeah I forgot I don’t have money for a $70 sports bra
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 6, 2020
Being an introvert who wants to stay home vs being an introvert who HAS TO stay home pic.twitter.com/rvb5fvyIK0
— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) April 1, 2020
Bruh I would’ve started saving my money in 5th grade if I knew bills was like this🙄🙄
— Arthur Fairley Jr. (@aj_fairley) February 10, 2020
Really sums it up…