When I was a little sprog playing Sims 2, I used to just make my guys woohoo all of the time. Constant woohooing. In the hot tub, in the bed, in a changing room in one of those weirdly laid out shops that you could go to. Lots and lots of woohoo.
I even tried to find a way – a cheat code perhaps – to get them to woohoo without the obscuring duvet or hot tub bubbles. There is a way, I found out quite recently on YouTube, but I never managed to find that when it mattered to me.
Very horny young man, apparently.
Where was I? Oh yeah you can play Sims 4 for free, as advertised by this tweet from their official account…
They then added:
“Once you download The Sims 4 Standard Edition Game during this promotional period it’ll be yours to keep forever.“
Very nice of them.
Bloody @umokandy wasn’t happy about it…
@Aquacurl was though…
Sort of evens it out, really.
E wam nib frabanage, as my Sim would say after his 20th consecutive shag. E wam nib frabanage.
Images via EA
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