When I was a little sprog playing Sims 2, I used to just make my guys woohoo all of the time. Constant woohooing. In the hot tub, in the bed, in a changing room in one of those weirdly laid out shops that you could go to. Lots and lots of woohoo.
I even tried to find a way – a cheat code perhaps – to get them to woohoo without the obscuring duvet or hot tub bubbles. There is a way, I found out quite recently on YouTube, but I never managed to find that when it mattered to me.
Very horny young man, apparently.
Where was I? Oh yeah you can play Sims 4 for free, as advertised by this tweet from their official account…
They then added:
“Once you download The Sims 4 Standard Edition Game during this promotional period it’ll be yours to keep forever.“
Very nice of them.
Bloody @umokandy wasn’t happy about it…
@Aquacurl was though…
Sort of evens it out, really.
E wam nib frabanage, as my Sim would say after his 20th consecutive shag. E wam nib frabanage.
Images via EA
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down.Follow