Woman Says She’s Been Impregnated By An Alien From The Year 3500

Joshua RogersJoshua Rogers in Funny, News
Published 22.07.19
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Time travellers, ey?

Something about 2018 and 2019 really captured the imagination of people from the future and now you can’t move for people giving us foreboding messages about what’s to come.

You’d have thought that if they were from the future, they’d know that no-one ever takes ApexTV seriously, but no; they’re all on there.

Whatever happens in the next few years, though, it appears that at some point humans cohabit with aliens – although how that came about I’m not quite sure – as this next woman has been allegedly impregnated with by one.

What matters here though is that it absolutely does and there’s no denying it – just ask this next woman from the aforementioned YouTube channel, who specialise in paranormal and mysterious news (and BS), which is probably why they’ve got a woman on sharing baby pics of her alleged baby alien/human hybrid.

Speaking to camera, the unknown woman says: “I am pregnant from an alien.

“Five months from now, I will give birth to a child who will be a mix of a human and an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy.

“I don’t know what to do, I can’t even imagine the solution to this.”

In the eight-minute YouTube clip, the woman – whose face is pixellated throughout – claims her story began when she was 18 and studying chemistry at a university in Paris.

Being an ‘adventurous’ and ‘brave’ sort, the woman decided to venture into the forbidden room where she discovered a time machine called ‘the iron mass’, before working in the time machine room itself, helping other staff at the university.

In the video, it is alleged time travel was discovered in the 1970s, but has been banned ever since.

After a year working as an assistant on the time travel machine, the woman decided she wanted a taste of the future action, and her wish was granted when she was sent as part of a squad of 20 to the year 3500.

But there, she says, they were captured by aliens, after “the world had turned into a war zone”. They were also stopped from travelling back to the present due to “radioactive and magnetic waves”, adding, “I won’t go into details because the pain, humiliation and torture we went through was inhumane.”

This comes after a fella called Kasper says he was sent back to 2019 on a mission to gather information from the past, which is very vague but obviously true.

He then goes on the reference some very “shocking” news that he’s got for us. In fact he mentions that the news just over the horizon is particularly shocking an awful lot before he actually shares it.

He speaks about how the Earth is one huge united nation in the future, before mentioning the state of several countries by name and the presidential elections as if they’d still be relevant.

His biggest warning though was about LA and how it completely floods due to global warming. He says this can still be avoided but then goes on to say don’t worry because the city is protected by a huge bubble, as many cities will be.

I dunno man, something, something tells me something fishy is going on here.

It’s almost like this ApexTV are just making shiz up as they go along. Meh, at least it’s entertaining.

Images via Apex TV

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