I proudly told my dad, to which he replied “you’re not keeping it in the driveway”. I ended up getting banned from eBay.
You can’t get banned from Amazon, though, and this may be the salvation I’ve been looking for. Granted, it’s only an inflatable, but I’m sure you could fit an outboard motor to it with some gaffer tape.
*you absolutely shouldn’t do that*
Masterfully called the 6-Person Inflatable Bay Breeze Boat Island Party Island, the 6-Person Inflatable Bay Breeze Boat Island Party Island is pretty big, and is designed to fit six people, and their drinks in the excellent cooler.
As you know, though, you’ll try and probably succeed to get more in… unless they’re using tent logic. “This tent’s big enough for three people!” Honestly, it can hardly fit one Timberland (the shoe, not the music man).
I’m really looking forward to the blanket switch to the metric system, since the stats I have for the 6-Person Inflatable Bay Breeze Boat Island Party Island here are 20 feet long x 10 feet wide x 3 feet tall. Along with that, it weighs 60 pounds, whatever that means.
Apparently it takes 20 minutes to pump up and also, also, the price ranges from £171.09 to £213.08. Not cheap. You may as well get the real thing. How much is a 20 foot speed boat?
Hmmm yeah probably won’t.
Weird side note, I genuinely believed that a very good friend of mine was a boat salesman for the best part of the year and managed to convince another friend that he was. Turns out he was just working for a company with fairly nautical name, selling batteries and expensive whisky from a catalogue to old people over the phone.
Sorry for telling you that.
Who has five friends to fill a blow-up boat? I don’t even have five socks.
That’s the end of the article, I think.
Images via Amazon, Boats.com, MGM
Alfie Powell joined as an apprentice and was probably hired because he was likely the only person who applied. He's been blagging his way through writing articles for four years now and he's definitely showing signs of slowing down. When not writing for The Hook, Alfie finds time to indulge in his favourite hobbies, such as drinking and sitting down.Follow