I really do miss wearing real clothes, honestly. The feel of denim on my pasty white legs, a t-shirt that I haven’t worn for four days straight and pants. Just pants.
It looks like the next few weeks will be jogging bottoms-heavy though, so you may as well try to make them as cool as possible. What’s cool? Your dog.
Dogs are cool and the chances are you think your dog is the coolest one going. It isn’t, I’m afraid, and the top two dogs are currently my girlfriend’s black lab Bear and my sister’s border terrier Harry. Two great guys.
If I were going to get jogging bottoms or pyjamas with any dogs’ face on them, they would be Harry and Bear.
It looks like I can get that done these days, as Dogsy.co.uk are now offering the chance to have a dog face on your clothes.
The ordering process is very easy, as all you need to do is choose what garment you want (anything from hoodies, to shorts, to pyjamas) and then upload a lovely picture of your furry friend’s face.
As you might have suspected, you can also upload images of things that aren’t your dog, such as your own face, someone else’s face, or a toaster or something, I dunno.
The pieces are made from a mix of Polyester and Cotton French Terry Jersey. Loungewear sets start from a price tag of £39.99 but there are things that come cheaper than that.
One of those things is a set of two pillowcases absolutely smothered in your dog’s face for just £22.99. Expensive for pillowcases, cheap for dogs.
You know what to do.
Images via Dogsy.co.uk
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