A Woman ‘Glued Herself Together’ In DIY Bikini Wax Attempt
A dodgy bowl-cut fringe is one thing, gluing together your lady garden is quite another.
You Can Get Toilet Paper With Your Ex’s Face Printed On It
If you’re feeling generous, you can buy it as a gift for a friend or loved one who always needs an extra push not to return to a toxic ex.
Man Tried To Prove Gorilla Glue Girl Was Lying By Gluing Cup To His Face But Ended Up In Hospital
37-year-old Len Martin decided he would use Gorilla Glue to stick a plastic cup on his face.
95 Percent Of People Can’t Pronounce BMW Correctly
You’ve probably been saying BMW wrong your entire life without even realising it.
TikToker Who Put Gorilla Glue In Her Hair ‘Doing Well’ After $12,500 Plastic Surgery
It’s not every day you see a benevolent plastic surgeon, a viral Tiktok and a can of superglue spray in the same story.
TikTok Glue Hairstyle Hack Leaves Woman’s Hair Stuck For A Month
A woman ran out of her favourite setting spray, so she decided to use Gorilla Glue spray to style her hair instead.
Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails
No, it’s not April 1st, this is really happening. Scientists have taught spinach (yes, green, leafy spinach) to send emails.
People Are Claiming That Greta Thunberg Was Part Of The US Capitol Riots
It’s hard to believe that the middle-aged man with the moustache and beard is actually the teenage activist.
Piers Morgan Says A Campaign To Make Him Prime Minister ‘Has Got A Ring To It’
Everyone, please stop giving him ideas. Piers Morgan is thrilled that Good Morning Britain viewers seem to want him to be Prime Minister.
A New ‘One-Night Stand’ Candle Smells Like Condoms, Pizza And Cocktails
If you’re missing the thrill of a fling over lockdown, this candle might be the next best thing and give you a sensory trip down memory lane.
Biden Has Removed Trump’s Diet Coke Button From The Oval Office
Normally red buttons are something you really don’t want to press – but Donald had one on the desk to push whenever he wanted a drink.
The Simpsons Predicted Kamala Harris Becoming Vice President, Fans Claim
The Simpsons creators are time travellers, and there is no doubt about it.
Nigella Lawson Shares Bitter Orange Tart Recipe As Trump Leaves White House
Fans have been impressed, and Nigella has been called a “legend” and a “glorious queen”, and praise for her “perfect trolling”.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes In Woman’s Home
Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ candle reportedly exploded in a woman’s house.
Monkey Tail Beards Are The New Facial Hair Trend For 2021
The latest trend is the ‘Monkey Tail Beard’. It is shaped to look like a tail is curling around the wearer’s face.
Why Are Teenagers Listening To Sea Shanties?
Your kids are listening to playlists called ‘SEA SHANTIES THAT DROP MY PANTIES’ and ‘sea shanties for thots’.
Piers Morgan Reckons Colin Firth Could Play Him In A Film
Piers Morgan insists that Colin Firth would be the man to play him on the silver screen.
A Woman Has Been Fined £200 For Driving 100 Miles To McDonald’s
The woman hasn’t been named but she is in her 30s and she crossed three counties to get the McDonald’s with her sister last weekend.
You Could Soon Get Married At McDonald’s
Who wouldn’t want a McWedding!?
What To Do If Your Toilet Roll Runs Out When You Really Need It
Newspapers, wet wipes and baby wipes are all a major no, and shouldn’t be flushed unless you want an expensive visit from the plumber.
These ‘Hurtful And Wrong’ Dr. Seuss Books Won’t Be Published Anymore
New Orleans Archdiocese Claims The Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Is ‘Morally Compromised’
First Space Hotel Plans To Open By 2027
Holiday Park Blacklisted Surnames To “Keep Undesirable Guests Out”
Will Smith Is Considering Running For President
Seth Rogen Launches His Own Weed Company