Why Are Teenagers Listening To Sea Shanties?

Your kids are listening to playlists called ‘SEA SHANTIES THAT DROP MY PANTIES’  and ‘sea shanties for thots’.
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Piers Morgan Reckons Colin Firth Could Play Him In A Film

Piers Morgan insists that Colin Firth would be the man to play him on the silver screen.
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A Woman Has Been Fined £200 For Driving 100 Miles To McDonald’s

The woman hasn’t been named but she is in her 30s and she crossed three counties to get the McDonald’s with her sister last weekend.
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You Could Soon Get Married At McDonald’s

Who wouldn’t want a McWedding!?
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What To Do If Your Toilet Roll Runs Out When You Really Need It

Newspapers, wet wipes and baby wipes are all a major no, and shouldn’t be flushed unless you want an expensive visit from the plumber.
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Would You Board The Titanic II?

The Titanic II will sail the same route as the original, and have more than enough lifeboats and life jackets for passengers all .
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We’ve Found The Weirdest Christmas Film Fan Theories Ever

We guarantee that you won’t have heard any of these bizarre christmas film fan theories…
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This Naughty Soap Will Make You Feel Dirtier With Every Wash

This set of naughty penis-shaped soaps a perfect stocking filler for anyone with a pretty damn good sense of humour.
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We’ve Discovered Christmas Crackers With Sex Toys Inside And We’re Buzzing About It

Whilst on the outside they look like your ordinary cracker, there’s something a tad more erotic waiting within.
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We’ve Found The Dirtiest Candles Ever And We Need Them In Every Colour

Rumour has it they’ll soon be introducing some new scents and sizes just in time for Christmas as well…
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Farmers In Japan Are Fending Off Bear Attacks With Terrifying Robot Wolves

Ingenious farmers have turned to technology to protect their crops after an increase in bear sightings caused a spate of accidents and damage.
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The Pope’s Instagram Account Liked A Model’s Revealing Photo

the Pope’s Instagram account seems to have ‘liked’ a model’s scantily clad photo
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Trump’s Lawyer Sweated So Much Hair Dye Ran Down His Face

Giuliani was photographed with a trickle of what looks like dark dye running down his face.
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Woman’s Amazon Alexa Purchased 3 Sex Toys After Hearing Borat

26-year-old Katie Brown was charged £107 for three Fleshlight toys.
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Looking For Love? Try Armpit Sniffing Speed Dating.

A speed dating event where you sniff arm pits. Yum.
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These Guys Went To Extreme Lengths For A Round Of Pints

They paid for a €9.99 flight just to use the bar at Dublin Airport.
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You Can Now Send Your Friends A Fudge Vagina

You can send anyone, anywhere, a tasteful fudge rendition of genitalia. Yum.
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You Can Now Buy A Candle That Smells Like 2020

What scents scream ‘2020’ to you?
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These Are Some Of The Funniest Messages On Depop Drama

‘My ceiling just collapsed lol gimme a couple of mins x’
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