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Why This 'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' Shirt And Coffee Mug Is Made For Millennials?

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If you grew up in a time when spankings were considered child abuse and staying hydrated meant drinking from the garden hose every day of the summer, you'll need a decent sign, coffee cup, or t-shirt to let the world know what you've gone through. This new slogan, which may be found on signs, clothes, and other items, reads:

"I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor," though some other versions also add in "No Seat Belt."

White-colored 'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' printed on lack coffee mug
White-colored 'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' printed on lack coffee mug

The amusing old-timer phrase is available on a variety of Amazon products, including mugs, shirts, signs, phone grips, car decals, and more. You can find them all on Amazon, or see some of our favorites below.

Below each image, you'll find a link to get each one. "I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Seat Belt No Bike Helmet Bed Of Pickup Riding Garden Hose Drinking Survivor" shirt is also available. You can also check it.

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White-colored 'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' printed on a black shirt
White-colored 'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' printed on a black shirt

V-Neck Unisex Shirt

'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' Canvas Unisex V Neck Shirt No Car Seat No Seat Belt No Bike Helmet Easy 30-day return policy, 100% cotton, double-needle neck, sleeves, and hem; Unisex Fit shirt is also available.

I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, SURVIVOR v neck unisex shirt
I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, SURVIVOR v neck unisex shirt

Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor - Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt is available in long sleeves and multi-colored.

Black colored I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, SURVIVOR sweatshirt
Black colored I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, SURVIVOR sweatshirt

Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor - 5-3/4" x 6" - Decal Sticker for Cell Phones, Windows, Bumpers, Laptops, Glassware.

I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, SURVIVOR decal stickers
I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, SURVIVOR decal stickers

Funny Sarcastic Coworker Journal is also available in this print.

Blank Lined Gift Notebook I'm Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor

This witty, sarcastic blank-lined journal is better than a card and makes the ideal present for a coworker, boss, friend, family member, or even oneself!

Features:

Premium black matte softcover perfect binding great for birthdays, retirement parties, farewell gifts, job promotions, Christmas

Blank Lined Gift Notebook I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, Ssurvivor journal
Blank Lined Gift Notebook I'M A WOODEN SPOON, LEAD PAINT, NO CAR SEAT, NO SEATBELT, NO BIKE HELMET, BED OF PICK UP RIDING, GARDEN HOSE DRINKING, Ssurvivor journal

What Does Wooden Spoon Survivor Mean?

A wooden spoon is an award presented to the person or team who finished last in a tournament.

Conclusion

OMG Is it true that you survived the Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor? It was a belt for me, but I'm sure the spoon was a popular choice back then! Check these memorabilia like 'I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Seat Belt No Bike Helmet Bed Of Pickup Riding Garden Hose Drinking Survivor Shirt' t-shirts, mugs, signage, and more online!

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