Why This 'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' Shirt And Coffee Mug Is Made For Millennials?

If you grew up in a time when spankings were considered child abuse and staying hydrated meant drinking from the garden hose every day of the summer, you'll need a decent sign, coffee cup, or t-shirt to let the world know what you've gone through. This new slogan, which may be found on signs, clothes, and other items, reads:

"I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor," though some other versions also add in "No Seat Belt."

The amusing old-timer phrase is available on a variety of Amazon products, including mugs, shirts, signs, phone grips, car decals, and more. You can find them all on Amazon, or see some of our favorites below.

Below each image, you'll find a link to get each one. "I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Seat Belt No Bike Helmet Bed Of Pickup Riding Garden Hose Drinking Survivor" shirt is also available. You can also check it.

V-Neck Unisex Shirt

'Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor' Canvas Unisex V Neck Shirt No Car Seat No Seat Belt No Bike Helmet Easy 30-day return policy, 100% cotton, double-needle neck, sleeves, and hem; Unisex Fit shirt is also available.

Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor - Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt is available in long sleeves and multi-colored.

Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor - 5-3/4" x 6" - Decal Sticker for Cell Phones, Windows, Bumpers, Laptops, Glassware.

FunnySarcastic Coworker Journal is also available in this print.

Blank Lined Gift Notebook I'm Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor

This witty, sarcastic blank-lined journal is better than a card and makes the ideal present for a coworker, boss, friend, family member, or even oneself!

Features:

Premium black matte softcover perfect binding great for birthdays, retirement parties, farewell gifts, job promotions, Christmas

What Does Wooden Spoon Survivor Mean?

A wooden spoonis an award presented to the person or team who finished last in a tournament.

Conclusion

OMG Is it true that you survived the Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor? It was a belt for me, but I'm sure the spoon was a popular choice back then! Check these memorabilia like 'I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Seat Belt No Bike Helmet Bed Of Pickup Riding Garden Hose Drinking Survivor Shirt' t-shirts, mugs, signage, and more online!

About The Authors

Buttskin Family- The Buttskins are a crazy author family who love writing, laughter, and eating an unhealthy amount of junk food. Mom Rockita started scribbling stories as soon as she could hold a pen, and Dad John didn't realize authoring children's books was a real job until after they were married. Their kids have embraced storytelling at an early age. Little Lucy, age 5, dictates her colorful tales about dragons and princesses to her parents. Her 8-year old brother Jake collects scraps of paper to diagram his latest imaginary adventure involving ninjas and dinosaurs.